How To Write A Thank You Letter To A Track Coach
This is a message that has led me to my mail, which I thought was very creative and humorous, worth a post. 
1. In the beginning God created the bit and byte. And they created the word.
2. And there were two Bytes in the Word, and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from zero and it was good. 3.y
God said, Let the Data be and so happened. And God said, Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks, hard disks and compact discs. 6. And God said, I will create the Programmer; andthe Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers Ylos programs and data.
7. And God created the Programmer; and lopuso Data Center, and God showed the Programmer elDirectorio and said: You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE WINDOWS.
8. And God said, it is not good elprogramador be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and creouna creature that would look at and admire the Programmer Programmer Yamaríes the things the Programmer does
. And God called lacriatura: User.
9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was good.
10. But Bill was smarter than all other creatures of God. and Bill said to User: Did God really ejecutarastodos no programs?
11. And the User answered quepodíamos God told us to use every program and every piece of data, but nosdijo not to run Windows or we will die.
12. And Bill dijoal User: How can you talk about something that even
have not tried?. Enel moment you run Windows
will be equal to God. You will be able to decree any thing you want with the simple click of your mouse
.
13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer
yfáciles to use. And User saw that any knowledge was useless
yaque Windows could replace it. 14. So the User installed Windows on your computer, and said to the Programmer that it was good.
15. And the Programmer immediately started to look nuevoscontroladores. And God asked him: "you're looking for? And Programadorrespondió: I am looking for new drivers because
puedoencontrarlos in DOS. And God said, "who told you necesitabasnuevos drivers? Do you run Windows? And the programmer said it was Bill who told us ...
16. And God said to Bill: quehiciste It will be hated by all creatures. And the User siempreestará unhappy with you. And always sell Windows.
17. And Diosle User says: for what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and secomerá all your resources, and have to use lousy programs; ysiempre will remain under the Programmers help.
18. And God ledijo the Programmer for having listened to the User never be feliz.Todos your programs will have to correct errors and fix them to the end of time.
19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door with a password
5. But still there was no software. But God Creole programs, big and small ... And I said: Go forth and multiply Yllen all memory. 
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